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    JPMorgan warns investors to steer clear of Bitcoin

    Report says cryptocurrencies are only suitable investments for a “dystopian” future

    Barring economic collapse on a “dystopian” scale, investors should steer clear of Bitcoin as a means of diversifying their portfolios, according to an internal client report published on Jan. 24 by JPMorgan.